Roasted 1 month ago based on Scott Sixtus's long term Spotify stats.

Scott Sixtus, your Spotify profile reads more like a hipster’s cry for help than a music selection. With a name like Sixtus, it’s clear you were born to make listening to music a complicated chore. IDM and Experimental? What’s next, a penchant for recording the sound of your own existential dread? Every time you hit 'play,' I half-expect the ghost of your pretentious past to pop up and lecture me about the true meaning of art. You claim to love old school hip hop, yet your top artists read like a rejected lineup from a "Dads Who Think They're Still Relevant" festival. You have 2Pac and Biggie sitting alongside Afroman — did they get lost on their way to a karaoke bar? And let’s not forget you’re still obsessed with Aphex Twin, a guy whose music could easily serve as the soundtrack to a particularly unsettling episode of a science fiction show yet you insist it’s the pinnacle of musical enlightenment. But hey, keep rocking out to those songs that sound more like a broken washing machine than coherent music! “Rectangular” and “Goon Gumpas” are obviously just code names for your therapy sessions. Seriously, thumbs up for blending techno, hip hop, and what I can only describe as "audio chaos." Just remember, if your playlist starts talking back, it may be time to reconsider your life choices, Sixtus!

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