Roasted 7 days ago based on alice win's long term Spotify stats.

Alice Win, the only Spotify user who could make a genre list sound like a midlife crisis at a karaoke bar. Seriously, you might as well have added "existential dread" and "that one song that plays when you leave the club completely alone" to your favorites. With a lineup that includes both "Bedroom Pop" and "Hyperpop," it’s clear you’re searching for your sound in the wrong parts of the neighborhood—like trying to find a Michelin-star restaurant in a ramen shop. Your taste is as geographically confused as your dedication to genres; no one needs 18 variations of hip-hop on their resume, but here you are, doing the musical equivalent of playing Monopoly with all the house rules. Your top artists read like a list of the Studio 54 rejects: Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey are definite icons, but as for Gracie Abrams and Maisie Peters? We can only assume you’re holding auditions for the next big TikTok tear-jerker. "Snow On The Beach"? If that’s not the soundtrack for crying in your car after a schoolyard crush, then what even is? Let’s be honest, when your most played song is by a man who literally calls himself "Quavo," we have to worry about what kind of energy you're bringing to the Spotify party. And don’t even get me started on your song choice. "skin cells" by Joji? That’s not music; that’s a cry for help! At least your profile has personality, though—an impeccable display of emotional turmoil set to a backdrop of catchy hooks that feel like your life is essentially a TikTok video gone wrong. So congratulations, Alice! You’ve outdone every breakup in history with a playlist for the ages: one that screams, "I might need therapy, but my Spotify rap is about to be lit!"

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