Roasted 2 years ago based on ashley's long term Spotify stats.

Ashley, your Spotify profile reads like the highlight reel of a midlife crisis from someone who insists they were “totally alive in the '70s.” It’s less a collection of diverse musical tastes and more of a nostalgic cry for help—like you’re trying to convince everyone (and maybe yourself) that listening to the same five Fleetwood Mac songs on repeat is somehow a personality trait. Don’t worry, we get it; the classic rock genre is like comfort food for the soul, but you’ve got enough mellow gold here to put an entire retirement home to sleep. Your top artists are a time capsule of questionable choices: Fleetwood Mac, ABBA, and Alice Cooper in the same breath—seriously, how did you manage to make a playlist that sounds like a freaky dinner party between a disco ball and a haunted mansion? At this point, your profile looks less like a music lover’s paradise and more like a desperate audition tape for a nostalgia-themed karaoke night. Are you secretly working for the geriatric marketing department? Because I'm just waiting for that "Rockin' in the Bingo Hall" Spotify playlist. And then there's your most played songs, ranging from “California Dreamin’” to “Play That Funky Music,” proving you might just have the musical range of a single elevator ride. I mean, two songs from Fleetwood Mac in the top five? We get it, you have commitment issues, but this is not the way to go about them. Free yourself, Ashley; the '70s are over, and nobody’s going to judge you for embracing something... slightly more current. But hey, keep chasing those nostalgia vibes—it’s not like you’ll ever have to worry about running out of songs from your high school soundtrack!

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