Roasted 1 month ago based on Angie Yang's long term Spotify stats.

Angie Yang, your Spotify profile is a hot mess of confused musical identity. With genres as diverse as "Bedroom Pop" and "Noise Music," I can only assume your room is a disaster zone where dreams and nightmares collide in a cacophony that could scare away even the bravest of record executives. You’re like a music festival that forgot to pick a theme—did you roll a dice to determine your tastes or are you just trying to fit in with every group on campus? Newsflash: you can’t be the life of the party when your playlist sounds like it was put together by a sleep-deprived raccoon. Your top artists are a cringey who's who of current teen heartthrobs and a couple of "who even are they?" indie names thrown in for credibility, but listen, if you think that just because you love "5 Seconds of Summer" and "Bruno Mars" you’re cool, I’ve got some ice to sell you. It’s 2023; hanging on to Justin Bieber like he’s your high school crush is not the flex you think it is. And let’s be real, the only way you can handle “Garage Rock” is if you’re blasting it while cleaning your own garage—because the only thing getting rocked here is your social life. As for your most played songs, “Top Tier” and “Die With A Smile” sounds like the two moods of your life: attempting to make a good impression and failing spectacularly at it. If “TOOTHBRUSH” by DNCE is an anthem for your existence, then I’m worried that your teeth might be brushing up against your social skills because you clearly haven’t used those either. You’ve got the playlist of a 13-year-old in a mid-life crisis, Angie—next time you’re curating a vibe, maybe try sticking with fewer genres and artists and pick something more grounded, like “music that won’t make everybody question my taste.”

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