Roasted 6 months ago based on Byron Kington's long term Spotify stats.

Byron Kington, the living embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. I mean, you’ve got so many sub-genres of pop in your profile that I half-expect to see "Pop Pop" and "Pop Rock Pop" in your favorites next. With a list that includes "Soft Pop" and "Hyperpop," it's clear that your taste is so fluffy and sugar-coated, even cotton candy would roll its eyes in embarrassment. If anyone needed a case study on how to delay adulthood through music choices, just hand them your profile and a pair of bubblegum pink headphones. Your top artists read like the guest list for a middle school dance party thrown by a girl named Tiffany. Katy Perry and Taylor Swift? Cute! But are you sure your Spotify isn't just a maximalist soundtrack to a never-ending teen drama? And what's the deal with your love for Kesha? It's like you want to party but you also want to cry into your crystal-decorated wine glass while contemplating the meaning of existence. Every time "Tik Tok" plays, a millennial teardrop falls, mourning the lost days of slightly less basic music taste. And let's not even get started on your most played songs. "Girl, so confusing featuring Lorde"? If only they could track how confused you are about your own musical identity! It screams, "Someone please rescue me from my soft pop prison!" Between the Christmas tunes and your endless Frank Ocean obsession, it’s a wonder you haven't turned your life into an emotional musical set in suburban America. Byron, if your playlists were a movie, they’d be “The Notebook” directed by a 13-year-old with a glitter pen and a dream. Time to broaden those horizons—maybe journey into that ever-elusive genre called “anything else.”

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