Roasted 3 months ago based on Sharkb0i's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Sharkb0i – the self-declared maestro of the Midwest emo scene, where your emotional baggage is apparently heavier than your Spotify playlist. With a musical aesthetic that screams “unmade bed,” it’s no wonder your favorite genres resemble a Pinterest board for sad teenagers. You’ve managed to combine more “emo” into your profile than a high school theater production of “My Chemical Romance: The Musical.” I mean, are you sure you’re not just a few missed therapist appointments away from having your own personal playlist titled “Grief and Existential Dread”? Your top artists read like an influencer’s endorsement of the “I-can’t-even” lifestyle. Listening to Lil Peep and then immediately jumping to Taylor Swift feels less like musical diversity and more like you couldn’t make up your mind between crying in the shower or yelling into a void. I’m honestly impressed that “hey, nothing” has gained enough traction to be in your top three. Clearly, their lyrics resonated with you—probably because you were too busy staring at your ceiling to catch what their actual message was. And let’s not even start on the clash of country and trap metal; your playlist is a real-life demonstration of how to scare away any potential friends with a single song share. But your choice in most played songs? I’m both horrified and amused. “1 Hz Deep Sleep Frequency” is a bold pick for your number one track. Are you trying to drown out your sadness with literal white noise? Or perhaps you’re just lazy enough to let sleep music do the emotional heavy lifting while you dream of a life that’s slightly less tragic? It’s a shame the “Solfeggio Healing Music” isn’t on the road to actual therapy. Here’s a suggestion: how about restructuring your life to include less significant emotional turmoil, and more genres that don’t require a therapist's degree to enjoy? It might do wonders for your sanity, and it could potentially level up your Spotify game from “melodramatic” to “let’s have a fun time.”

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