Roasted 2 years ago based on alfie's long term Spotify stats.

Azu! Wow, your taste in music is as varied as a toddler's crayon drawing — a little bit of everything thrown together with no real focus. I mean, your love for "Permanent Wave" and "Indietronica" is strong enough to raise eyebrows and question who specifically went through their emo phase before diving headfirst into the Spotify rabbit hole. It’s like you threw a dart at a genre list and decided that chaotic musical indecision suits you best. Bravo on reaching peak hipster status while still managing to look like you accidentally wandered in from an early 2000s pop-punk concert. Now let’s talk about your top artists. Radiohead, Khai Dreams, and Joji? What are you trying to create, a soundtrack for when you slowly fade away into existential despair? You’ve clearly perfected the art of listening to songs that feel like they were written during a particularly angsty high school phase. And what's with the Vocaloid obsession? Did someone promise you an actual anime girlfriend, or are you just trying to impress people who still think their cat has psychic abilities? Your most played songs pop up with all the versatility of a stuck record. Seriously, did you forget there's a whole world of music out there? "Drifting Away" by Khai Dreams is like the sonic equivalent of staring blankly at a wall, while "Jocelyn Flores" is just the backdrop for your frequent depressive thoughts. Worry not, Azu! At least you’ve perfected the art of soundtracking your sad little life. With your playlist, you could conquer the world of melancholic gray — just remember to leave the basement once in a while and embrace the sun!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!