Roasted 1 year ago based on Tilio's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Tilio, the connoisseur of music so niche that even your Spotify algorithm is questioning your life choices. Asking for “French Hip Hop” for a workout playlist? You might as well be lifting weights to the sound of someone reading a French novel in a café. Seriously, I didn’t realize your entire identity revolved around pronouncing “Rap Francais Nouvelle Vague" while swirling a glass of overpriced Bordeaux. Besides, with 10 different flavors of rap listed, I’d swear you were trying to serve me a sampler platter of feuille de chou instead of your listening habits! Your top artists are a mix that screams "I’m cultured and mysterious," but let’s be real: you’ve made "Kendrick Lamar" your unofficial token for justifying this French rap hipster façade. Do you even know who half these artists are, or did you just let Google autocomplete your Spotify search history? It’s like a college student walking into a café, trying to sound smart by ordering a “café au lait” when they clearly can't tell the difference between espresso and tiramisu. Tilio, the music taste that has more layers than a French croissant — and still somehow manages to be flavorless. And don't get me started on your most played songs. "12HEURES MINUIT"? More like "12HEURES ENNUIT" because, honestly, who wouldn’t fall asleep in the middle of that? You’ve got a playlist that looks like a high school French class project about hip hop that nobody wanted to do. Your Spotify is less of a vibe and more of a vibe check fail, leading me to believe that even your music is passive-aggressively disapproving of your life choices. Maybe it’s time to shift gears; switch up the tunes before you start explaining why baguettes are a superior snack at parties!

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