Roasted 8 months ago based on Zeusee's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Zeusee, your Spotify profile is like a Drake mixtape—full of the same repetitive themes, and honestly, I’m not sure if it's about heartbreak or just your inability to find new artists. I mean, come on! With an emergency kit of Drake tracks, it feels less like a playlist and more like a therapy session for someone who’s perpetually stuck in a “sadboi” loop. You’ve got more Drake here than a delivery driver in a Toronto winter! At this rate, the only way you’re getting over your ex is if you finally break up with your Spotify account. Your love for “Dark R&B” and “Trap Soul” has us scratching our heads and wondering if the “soul” part of that genre is just the last flicker of hope you cling to in a world filled with your relentless 24/7 Drake worship. You’ve taken the idea of “having a vibe” to an entire new level, where that vibe is just a monotonous echo of some guy crying on a Saturday night. We get it, you’re “Deep” and “Complex,” just like your Spotify “Discover Weekly” list—which might as well be titled “Tracks for When You’re Telling Your Friends You’re ‘Just Working On Myself.’” And don't even get me started on the "favorite genres" section. You’ve got OPM and P-pop sneaking in there like they’re your secret “get out of jail free” cards for when the other genres fail to mask your sad tendencies. Did you think you could pull a fast one with that mix of Harana and Pinoy Rock while hiding behind your playlist of sappy Drake songs? News flash: Combining those is like trying to bake a lasagna with only ice cream and hot sauce—utter chaos. Stick to your favorites, buddy, because at this rate, “Pinoy Hip Hop” is going to have to start its own intervention for you!
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