Roasted 5 months ago based on ziamor's long term Spotify stats.

Ziamor, your Spotify profile reads like the last desperate breaths of a hipster DJ who threw a party and forgot to invite anyone. With a favorite genre list that’s longer than the last coherent conversation you had, it’s clear you're on a mission to prove that listening to ten variants of “bass music” somehow makes you more cultured. Honestly, mate, the only thing more glitchy than your taste in music is the lack of any real-world social interactions, probably because you’re too busy getting lost in your own Echo Chamber of Eccentric Beats. Your top artists are about as relevant as a Nokia flip phone in 2023. Lorn and Apashe might be serving you their finest auditory feasts, but we all know you're just using them as an excuse to not keep up with the mainstream. And please, for the love of all that is sacred in the world of music, who even knew "Glitch" was a genre? If being a music snob were an Olympic sport, you would take gold while everyone else is still trying to figure out how to tie their shoelaces without a tutorial. And then there's your “most played” playlist, which sounds like a glorified soundtrack for a video game nobody asked for. "Skarner, the Primordial Sovereign"? Sounds like a failed Dungeons & Dragons campaign mixed with a 12-hour rave. But hey, keep jamming to those tracks, my friend. As you’re busy moving and grooving, the rest of us will be over here enjoying the fact that we can still recognize a good beat without needing a thesaurus to define it.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!