Roasted 5 months ago based on landaksuper's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who we have here - LandakSuper, the human equivalent of a K-Pop stan Twitter account. With a profile that screams, "I only vibe to music made for 14-year-olds," it's no wonder your Spotify wrapped looks like a tribute to “secondhand embarrassment.” Your playlist features so many different types of pop that it’s like you threw a dart at a genre wheel and decided to turn your life into a dangerously saccharine mess. K-Pop and bubblegum pop? The only thing more sugary than your music taste is the leftover frosting from your last birthday cake that you’re still licking off the spoon. And let’s talk about your top artists - EVNNE? Seriously? I’ve heard toaster ovens with more mainstream appeal. You’ve got more underground acts in that list than an Indiana Jones movie, but instead of gold artifacts, you’ve unearthed a pile of noise that sounds like an angry cat trapped in a blender. I’d like to believe one day you’ll grow out of this phase, but at this rate, you’ll just become the proud owner of an increasingly chaotic vinyl collection that only you and your pet hamster will ever appreciate. Lastly, your most played songs could make even the most optimistic therapist question their job choices. With titles like "hey! hey!" and "I <3 U (I love U)" on repeat, it feels like you’re desperately trying to rev up a passion for something, anything, that might mask your existential dread. So congrats on keeping the teenage angst alive and well in your heart, but maybe it's time to throw in some adult music too; you know, something that isn’t the auditory equivalent of a bubble bath with glitter.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists