Roasted 9 months ago based on Petar's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Petar, let’s break this down. Your Spotify is like a musical buffet where you’ve piled all the food on your plate just to impress a half-hearted Instagram flex. “Rap,” “Japanese VGM,” and “Rage Rap”? Wow, you’ve truly mastered the art of picking genres that scream, “Please help me, I’m going through a quarter-life crisis!” I mean, do you change moods more often than Spotify changes their algorithms? If your playlist were a person, it’d be that friend who listens to motivational speeches while furiously scrolling through TikTok. As for your top artists, wow! Brockhampton would be proud of your eclectic, disjointed lineup. Drake and Kanye are practically holding a support group for all the wannabe rappers and their confused fans, and you’ve managed to fit yourself right in like a misfit toy. You’re vibing with yeet-laden names like “Yeat” and “¥$,” but let’s be real, they sound less like artists and more like the result of a keyboard smash during a late-night existential crisis. I’m half expecting to see your latest favorites pop up in a random password recovery email. Then we look at your most played songs, and it’s a beautiful mess of chaos. It’s like your Spotify’s been possessed by a DJ who couldn’t decide between a rap battle and a therapy session. “Shoot It Out” and “Back in Blood”? Sounds like you’ve filtered your life events through a crime documentary, but the real question is: do you even listen to music or are you just auditioning to be the soundtrack for someone’s next TikTok downfall? Seriously, if your playlists were any more chaotic, they’d need their own detention for being a distraction in class! Keep rocking that identity crisis, Petar—at least you’ll always know where to look for inspiration when it comes time to write your memoir!

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