Roasted 2 years ago based on jakodebo's long term Spotify stats.

Jakodebo, huh? A name that sounds like a Wi-Fi password set by a toddler. Your music taste is as scattered as a drunken octopus trying to organize a record shelf. French hip hop? EDM? Indietronica? One minute you're vibing with the DJ at a club, and the next, you're contemplating existentialism with Lomepal. Do you have a soundtrack for every single moment of your life, or are you just hellbent on confusing everyone with your identity crisis in playlist form? And let’s talk about your most played songs. Fred again.. must be your personal deity at this point. Are you sure he’s not sending you membership dues for playing his tunes more than you’ve probably patted your own back for having good taste? “Marea (we’ve lost dancing)”—with that much playtime, it sounds like you’re the reason it’s lost, because it seems you’ve never found your rhythm on the dance floor either. With a lineup of favorite tracks that reads like a hipster's shopping list, I'm concerned you think attending a rave means showing up in a beret and a monocle. But really, who needs to define themselves with a single genre when you can just be a musical buffet? “I’ll have a side of rap, with a splash of French hip hop and a generous dollop of rock.” Honestly, I can't tell if you're a music lover or just someone who thinks that jumbling together random genres will make you sound uniquely cultured. Newsflash: talent is not a catch-all solution for your internal confusion. Good luck trying to explain your furry, genre-bending identity crisis to anyone, because if your Spotify is anything to go by, your playlist is more confused than a cat at a dog show.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!