Roasted 2 years ago based on Senan's long term Spotify stats.
Senan, listening to your Spotify is like watching someone struggle to pick a favorite child while simultaneously throwing the rest of their family under the bus. You’ve got a genre list so long it’s practically a novel, and yet, somehow, none of them can overshadow the fact that your taste in music is more confused than a cat at a dog show. “Melodic Drill”? Really? Sounds like a handyman’s mixtape, but you do you, I guess. Your top artists read like the lineup for a hipster festival no one wants to attend, and Drake must be quaking in his boots to know he shares the stage with “Fred again..” Like, who do you think you are, a SoundCloud DJ in your spare time? The only label you’re representing with that selection is “I’m trying so hard to be unique that I forgot to just enjoy music.” And don’t even get me started on your most played songs—an amalgamation of tracks that screams, "I want to express deep feelings while simultaneously searching for a ‘banger’ to keep the party going" but fails to deliver on both counts. But really, there's something admirable about your musical indecision, Senan. You’ve officially blurred the lines between genres so much that your Spotify should come with a traffic cone. At this point, your playlist is less about the music and more about creating the ultimate web of confusion. Just remember, buddy, when it comes to taste in music, less is sometimes more—unless you're trying to prove that excessive indecisiveness is an art form.
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