Roasted 2 years ago based on purojemz's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, purojemz, let’s talk about your Spotify profile. I mean, you’ve got more Russian artists on your playlist than the Kremlin has spies, and trust me, that’s a problem. I didn’t know “Russian Alt Pop” was a genre; I thought it was just the soundtrack to a really awkward flex at a vodka-fueled party where no one knows how to dance. Seriously, are you trying to single-handedly boost the cultural exports of Russia, or are you just overcompensating for never learning how to appreciate good music? Your love for “CREAM SODA” and “SALUKI” is commendable—it's like you're trying to start a trend that nobody signed up for. I feel bad for the poor soul who had to force-feed your ears "INTERNET FRIENDS" on repeat. Ever heard of variety? You’ve got more CREAM SODA tracks than a hipster café has artisanal pastries. You’re living proof that one can simultaneously challenge the definition of 'eclectic' while also making it just plain embarrassing. And let’s not gloss over your most played songs, because it sounds like you just discovered a 12-step program for a CREAM SODA addiction. "ПЕЧЕНЬ"? Are you serious? I didn’t know your playlist was sponsored by a Russian lunch menu! If I wanted a musical journey filled with existential dread and an urgent craving for pierogies, I’d just watch a documentary about Russian winters. Congrats, purojemz, you’ve managed to create a Spotify profile that screams “I’m just a confused love child of a bass drop and a vodka shot!” Welcome to the club.

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