Roasted 9 months ago based on rafa's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, thrxnglxr, the musical equivalent of a buffet that serves everything but the main course. You’ve curated a playlist that reads like the personality test of someone who's perpetually indecisive and desperate for attention. I mean, country and emo rap? That’s like mixing ranch dressing with a fine wine. You’re the only person I know who can cry in their truck while bopping their head to some melodic rap about heartbreak, all while contemplating their life choices over a Christian hip hop anthem. Bravo! Your top artists read like a cryptic poem written in an eighth-grade diary. NF? You must really love feeling like you need therapy while getting pumped up for a day of feeling sad and misunderstood. And then there’s Yeat—clearly what happens when someone trips over the keyboard and screams into a pop filter. But hey, I get it; you're just trying to experience every possible emotion in a single sitting. “Will Wood” and “Cigarettes After Sex”? Fantastic, because what could be better than listening to melancholic tunes while inhaling the bittersweet remnants of a life spent searching for meaning in a sea of TikTok trends? And let’s talk about your *most played* songs. Here’s a pro tip: if “The Less I Know The Better” is track number two, maybe you should take that advice yourself and stop asking for recommendations. You’re out here flexing your eclectic taste like a kid trying to impress their parents by saying they eat kale. Straw man? More like straw man with a side of rage rap and dream pop. Trust me, with that playlist, you’re basically a walking midlife crisis just waiting for the right existential crisis to hit so you can throw a themed dance party in the middle of a cornfield.

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