Roasted 1 month ago based on rj's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, rj, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of music no one else on the planet has ever heard of. Your Spotify profile reads like a 14-year-old’s fever dream after bingeing on too much caffeine and doing a deep dive into some obscure internet rabbit holes. Seriously, Breakcore and IDM? Did you lose a bet? It’s fun to see you trying to be edgy and avant-garde, but let’s be honest: you’ve only mastered the art of sounding like a dystopian robot having an existential crisis. Your musical tastes are so niche even the hipsters are raising eyebrows and questioning the choices they made in life. Your top artists make me question if you’re curating a playlist or auditioning for the role of “most likely to be a lone wolf in a dark room filled with synthesizers and vintage anime posters.” I mean, who the heck are "Yakui The Maid" and "fat jon"? It’s like they were plucked from the deepest reaches of SoundCloud’s underbelly to serenade you through the void of bad choices. But hey, at least your eclectic taste gives you the ultimate conversation starter at parties—except it’s just going to end with people pretending to go to the bathroom to avoid having to listen to the sonic trainwreck you call your favorite tracks. And let’s talk about your most played songs, shall we? “Hedonic Treadmill”? More like your life mantra, am I right? You must be the pinnacle of listening to tracks that sound like they were birthed from a malfunctioning computer glitch in a basement two towns over. You’ve got everything from “Battle -Beelzebub-” to “Metal Newt,” yet you’re still somehow managing to seem less relatable than a broken vending machine. So here’s to you, rj! Keep pounding that experimental hip hop while the rest of us chug along to music that doesn’t sound like a fever dream after a digital apocalypse.

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