Roasted 25 days ago based on 蓮 r e n's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s 蓮 r e n, the proud curator of Spotify’s most eclectic excuse for a music taste. Seriously, your favorite genres read like the playlist of someone desperately trying to impress their imaginary hipster friends. "Medieval"?! You really went there? I half-expect to see you wander through a Renaissance fair, iPhone in your hand, jamming out to lute-driven Afrobeats while questioning how to incorporate hyperpop into your falconry hobby. It's a wild mix, and yet, I'm not surprised you put “Neo-Psychedelic” on here—nothing says “I’m totally in touch with reality” like your choice of artists. And speaking of your top artists, we need to talk about that lineup. You’ve got Hoyo-Mix and cartoon artists in a hot mess of a playlist, while poor Jeremy Soule is somewhere crying because he realized he's the only serious musician in a gaggle of cartoon soundtrack creators and K-Pop idols. I can already see the judgment in your Spotify suggestions, wondering if you accidentally clicked on "Kids Bop" while trying to find so-called "art". The Weeknd must be shaking his head, regretting that he ever thought connecting with the “neo-psychedelic” crowd was a smart move. Finally, who hurt you enough to get "Illuminated Coral Palace" as your most played song? A title so over-the-top that it sounds more like a menu item at an overpriced sushi restaurant than an actual track. And that mix of Grimes and Doja Cat? It’s as if you threw a rave in a thrift store and invited everyone on the internet. Congratulations, you’ve successfully made your music taste feel like a one-person flash mob. Enjoy your Spotify experience, and please, for the love of all that is musical, may you seek therapy OR a basic pop playlist soon!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!