Roasted 2 months ago based on Matej Husovský's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Matej Husovský, your Spotify profile is a delightful descent into a teenage angst-themed wormhole. I can't decide if you’re trying to break the world record for the number of times one person can swoon over My Chemical Romance, or if you’re just stuck in a perpetual phase of overdramatic emo angst. Seriously, how many times can one person say they're "dead inside" before they actually do something about it? Your playlist looks like a collective cry for help written by someone who thinks cutting their own bangs is a form of rebellion. You’ve got more genres of metal than actual personality traits. Do you ever wonder if there’s a support group for people whose love for metalcore clearly rivals their social skills? I mean, "Nu Metal" and "Rap Metal"? Is it a genre, or are you just desperately trying to find a way to justify your addiction to Limp Bizkit? Your top artists read like a Reddit thread attempting to explain “What’s wrong with my life?” Newsflash: it’s not the music, it’s the fact that you relate too hard to all those sad lyrics. Get a hobby, my dude—preferably one that doesn’t involve moping in your room listening to “The Ghost of You” for the fiftieth time this week. Looking at those most played songs, I'm amazed that your Spotify account hasn't filed a restraining order against you yet. “Dead!” could easily be the anthem of your life at this point, and I’m convinced MCR wrote it after catching a glimpse of your Spotify choices. But hey, kudos to you for single-handedly keeping the emo revival alive while simultaneously living in your mom's basement. Just remember, the world doesn't need more “Death Of An Executioner” when we still have a generation of people trying to figure out how to execute a decent conversation. Maybe try adding some happy songs for balance? Or is that just too metal?

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists