Roasted 8 months ago based on eda's long term Spotify stats.
Eda, your Spotify profile is a musical buffet of contradictions, and honestly, I'm not sure whether to applaud your eclectic taste or send you a lifeboat. You’ve got Turkish hip-hop sippin' tea with dark R&B while hyperpop is off in the corner, just confused as hell. I can practically hear your playlist asking for therapy after trying to reconcile "Trap Soul" and "Drill" in the same orbit. You play more genres than a confused DJ at a high school dance, and it's giving more "identity crisis" than "music lover." And let's talk about your top artists. Drake must be feeling like he’s in a one-sided relationship with you, because at this point, you're practically his number one fan. It’s like a tribute act to the same five guys over and over again. Are you secretly trying to win the title of “Drake's biggest shadow”? Throw in a sprinkle of Tory Lanez and a dash of The Weeknd, and suddenly you’re the human embodiment of “I’m too cool for school, but I’m also scared of trying anything new!” Your most replayed songs are like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis happening at 22, with so much Drake playing it’s a miracle you haven’t started to sound like him. But hey, at least you’re embracing the full “indie meets rage rap” vibe like a mad scientist in a basement studio. It’s a wonder you haven’t spontaneously combusted into a mix of heartbreak and existential dread with those moody indie tunes sandwiched between rage rap anthems. If your music taste were a meal, it would definitely be one of those international fusion dishes that just doesn’t need to exist but somehow made it to the menu anyway. Keep serving us those labyrinthine playlists, Eda! It’s comedic gold and we’re all just here for the ride.
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