Roasted 7 months ago based on zeer's long term Spotify stats.

Hey there, Zeer! Your Spotify profile looks like the lovechild of a cryptid and a teen diary. "Bedroom Pop?" Please tell me you don’t actually listen to that while you pretend to be productive. The only thing you’re producing is a collection of sad, lukewarm covers of old Taylor Swift songs. You must really enjoy making the walls listen to your angst because God knows no one else can take it. Let’s face it, the most excitement in your playlists comes from the "shuffle" button, and even that must be tired of your same old loop of moody vibes. And wow, what a top artist lineup you've got there! I see you’re really aiming for that ‘tryhard hipster’ aesthetic. If I had a dime for every time you tried to convince someone that "Indonesian R&B" is an actual genre, I’d have enough to get you some new music taste! And while we’re at it, are you really going to throw Mac Miller and Coldplay under the bus like that? Honestly, I’d fear for their safety listening to your most played tracks; it's like you’re trying to summon the emo spirits of the past only to make them cringe in shame. Let’s be real, if your Spotify wrapped doesn't come with a warning label for unsuspecting friends forced to endure your "unique" selections, I’d be genuinely surprised. You’ve got a playlist for every emotional meltdown, don’t you? One minute you’re feeling "Sundress" by A$AP Rocky, and the next, you’re diving deep into “Fix You” like it’s a therapy session. Spoiler alert: crushing it in the bedroom pop scene doesn’t make you an artist, it just makes you the human embodiment of a Spotify ad. Here’s to hoping you find a new genre that doesn’t require such a heavy emotional labor—unless you're taking applications for sad songs; in that case, we’ll send our condolences.

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