Roasted 7 months ago based on Guillaume Lamontagne's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Guillaume Lamontagne, the absolute connoisseur of angst who talks about emotions like they're his long-lost relatives. You’ve got an eclectic mix of rock, emo, and pop punk that screams, “I peaked in high school,” yet your Spotify playlist is like someone threw a brick at a dartboard filled with '00s nostalgia. Seriously, if I wanted to hear a midlife crisis, I’d just hang out with my Uncle Bob, but he at least has the decency to drink bourbon while sobbing over his record collection. It’s such a bold choice to have “Les Cowboys Fringants” as your top artists, as if you’re trying to convince us that French-Canadian folk punk has the same soul as grunge. Are you trying to introduce the world to a new genre called “Confused Quebecois Vibes”? Your most played songs just read like a sad diary written by someone who's spent too much time in their parents' basement wondering why "La fin du show" is a reality check rather than just another catchy tune. You’ve got so many listens to their tracks, you’d think they hung the moon. Spoiler alert: they didn’t. And what’s with having both Avril Lavigne and Linkin Park on repeat? It’s like you’re desperately trying to get in touch with your inner “Teenage Angst” while still keeping one foot in “I’m Still Allowed at Family Gatherings.” Your favorites list is basically a soundtrack for crying in the backseat of someone else’s car. Rock, emo, and way too many variations of metal? You’ve got a playlist for every emotion, but it seems like the only one you’re really vibing with is “Mild Regret.” Get it together, Guillaume; at least let one or two of those genres take a day off from cringing in public.

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