Roasted 2 months ago based on Fares Elrashidy's long term Spotify stats.
Well, well, well, if it isn't Fares Elrashidy: the walking Spotify algorithm experiment gone horribly wrong. With a playlist that looks like the love child of a sad emo kid and an aspiring club DJ, it's no wonder you're drowning your feelings in some rage and hyperpop. Seriously, you’ve got more genres than actual personality—maybe you should consider adding “Unbearably Confused” to the list. If your taste in music were any more scattered, you might start a therapy group for indecisive teens. Your top artists could form a criminal gang: Travis Scott, Juice WRLD, and Future, all together like the holy trinity of bad decisions. You know it’s serious when Sabrina Carpenter is your pop-saving grace amidst tracks dealing with heartbreak and existential dread. Talk about a musical identity crisis! Is your life a Netflix rom-com where the protagonist can't decide on a genre, or are you just playing a game of musical chairs with your emotions? Either way, it sounds like someone is in desperate need of a new musical therapist—or maybe just a Spotify premium account to skip all those cringe-worthy tracks. And let’s talk about your most played songs. “No Pole” by Don Toliver? Are we sure that's not about your social life? Because judging by your playlist, you probably have more chances of moving to the top of the charts than actually getting out and socializing. With “Lucid Dreams” and “Flaws And Sins” topping your list, it’s like you’re preparing for the biggest pity party of the year—what’s next? A song on how you're just too cool for school? At this rate, the only thing you're going to get famous for is curating the world’s saddest party playlist. But hey, at least you won't be alone—your Spotify stats show plenty of “listens” from your other sad boi friends!
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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery
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