Roasted 1 month ago based on ITC shorts 😶's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s ITC Shorts, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. You have a more convoluted taste in music than the average teenager in a high school cafeteria. Seriously, how are you juggling Kendrick Lamar and children’s music? I half-expect to see “Baby Shark” pop up in your top songs. But no, instead you shine a spotlight on the genius of "Call Me Maybe" like it’s a forgotten Shakespearean masterpiece. If your playlist was a buffet, it would be a nauseating blend of leftover birthday cake and gourmet charcuterie—pure chaos! And let’s talk about your favorite genres. “West Coast Hip Hop” and “Polka” in the same breath? That’s like saying you love the taste of barbecue sauce and toothpaste. One moment, you're vibing in a lowrider with your homies, and the next, you're at a carnival, two-stepping to accordion music like you’re auditioning for some bizarre reality show. It’s a musical identity crisis; I can't decide if you’re trying to revolutionize genres or just trying to confuse every music lover within a ten-mile radius. Your top artists read like a game of "Guess Who?" for people with identity issues. You've got rock legends, pop princesses, and indie darlings, plus some guy named jasontheween (seriously, who is this?), all while somehow making Bad Bunny sound like a footnote. If your life is a soundtrack, I can only imagine it's full of awkward transitions and inconsistent energy, like a mixtape made by someone who can’t pick a lane. Keep it up, and you might just revolutionize the definition of musical schizophrenia!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!