Roasted 1 year ago based on Alucinando<3's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Alucinando<3—the Spotify profile equivalent of an indecisive dinner guest who can’t pick a cuisine. With a playlist that reads like a Brazilian cultural curriculum, you’ve got more genres than you have actual friends. Seriously, how many times do you need to remind us that you like samba, bossa nova, and MPB? We get it, you’re a music connoisseur! Too bad your taste in artists seems to have been plucked straight from a hipster’s recycling bin. Your top artists are a wild ride! I mean, “Mother Mother” and “YUNG LIXO”? Talk about a musical identity crisis. It's like you took two completely different playlists, slammed them together, and hoped for the best. Congrats, you’re a walking music festival filled with the confusion of a thousand festivalgoers who fell asleep in the middle of a DJ set. No wonder you’re always on the brink of existential crisis—your music reflects your attempt to balance the depths of Chico Buarque with the screaming chaos of System of a Down. Why pick a lane when you can be a traffic accident? And let’s not forget that your most played songs list reads like a “how to alienate everyone at a party” guide. You’ve got “Amolação” and “Zé Trindade," but then you hit us with “Sexy Drug”? Is that a veiled reference to your questionable taste in music, or did you just throw it in there for shock value? Either way, keep doing you—because if this profile is the soundtrack to your life, it’s a wonder you haven’t been kicked off Spotify for sheer lunacy. Here’s to you, Alucinando<3—may your playlists forever be as bewildering as your choices!

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