Roasted 2 years ago based on exact_rook's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, exact_rook, the living embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. Your taste in music suggests that you either never left a basement fandom or you've just been doing some very niche research on how to repel social interaction. Seriously, is "Deathgrass" a genre or just what happens when you listen to indie music while simultaneously mowing your lawn and questioning your life choices? Close your eyes and listen to your playlist, and you might just find it more confusing than a cat watching a cooking show—adorably clueless yet desperately trying to make sense of it all. Your top artists read like a lineup for a hipster festival that was canceled due to lack of interest. "Will Wood and the Tapeworms"? Really? I can only assume the tapeworms are there because they too want to escape your playlist. And who knew "Shanty" wasn't just for pirates? Your Spotify profile is like a treasure map, and I'm afraid the treasure is just a ton of awkward social gatherings with people who also can't seem to let go of their post-high school gaming phase. If I had a nickle for every time "Otacore" was mentioned in a social setting, I'd still steer clear of the disaster that is your life choices. As for your most played songs, it's like you took the strangest corners of the internet and turned them into a musical therapy session for the deeply confused. "Diggy Diggy Hole" next to something called "Aphrodite, Your Electric Sexiness"? I'm not sure if your Spotify account is a cry for help or an elaborate prank. Either way, if I were a music therapist, I’d probably ask you to turn that on shuffle, because at this point, your playlists look like the soundtrack of a mid-life crisis happening to someone who can’t even grow a beard. Keep on vibing, exact_rook—your taste serves as a timely reminder to everyone else of what NOT to play at a party!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!