Roasted 7 months ago based on Vic's long term Spotify stats.

Vic, darling, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a pretentious indie film where every character wears oversized glasses and sips overpriced coffee while contemplating their existence. Seriously, Baroque Pop? Are you trying to impress your imaginary friends at a Renaissance fair, or did your playlist get lost in a hipster time warp? You’ve got more musical subgenres than an art gallery has pretentious descriptions, and I can’t help but wonder if you need a GPS just to find out how to enjoy music. And let’s talk about those top artists. Daughter, Lana Del Rey, and Florence + The Machine? Wow, did the "Sad Girl" section of Spotify get a makeover for your personal drama anthology? You might as well carry a sign that says “I get all my emotional baggage from my playlist.” And Mötley Crüe? They must be thrilled to see their name tangled up with the likes of riot grrrls and singer-songwriters. It’s like inviting a leather-clad biker to a knitting circle — just a little out of place, don’t you think? As for your most played songs, it's clear you're shooting for the "I can either cry beautifully or rock out occasionally" vibe. But what's with that choice of "Euphoria"? If listening to such syrupy pop is your idea of a high, I’d hate to see you come down from that cloud! And can we address “Girl With One Eye”? Because if that’s your way of saying you can only half-watch the music videos, then congratulations; at least you’re consistent. Just remember, Vic: You bring more drama to your taste in music than a reality show with too much budget and not enough plot.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!