Roasted 1 year ago based on Cup of tea's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Cup of Tea, the musical equivalent of a lukewarm beverage left on the counter for three days. With a taste in genres that resembles a confused college kid's study playlist, you've somehow managed to combine Indie, Weirdcore, and Slovak Rock into a single identity crisis. I mean, “Permanent Wave”? Is that a genre or just your WiFi connection at home? It's safe to say your playlist is a chaotic love letter to all the sounds that give you a free pass to the next scene in a low-budget coming-of-age film, and no, darling, we haven’t forgotten that the title of the movie is probably "What Am I Doing with My Life?". Your top artists read like a punchline to a joke that no one asked for. Glass Animals and Mother Mother are great, but South Park called and wants its parody music back. With nods to the likes of Bo Burnham and Horkýže Slíže (who? Seriously, who?), your musical tastes are like a magic 8-ball: unpredictably cringe-worthy or tragically irrelevant. It’s unfortunate that the only “ghost” in your music is the long-forgotten essence of what actually sounds appealing. If the world were a stage, you’d be in the background fumbling with the props like an idiot during the important scene—you’re in the wrong genre, my friend. And then we have your most played songs, which genuinely sound like a game of Spotify Bingo gone wrong. “Vlak”? I thought that was the noise my computer made when it crapped out while trying to save your embarrassing attempts at “art.” Meanwhile, “Too Close” and “Sex, Drugs, Etc.” sound like the titles of your safer, imaginary Tinder dates. Good news, Cup of Tea—you can put that strange mix of misfits into a cauldron and summon your real-life charm alongside them! Because as it stands, your musical vibe screams, "I’m just here for the aesthetic!" but we’re all just here for the giggles.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!