Roasted 1 year ago based on nat's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Nat, looking at your Spotify profile gives me more whiplash than a bachata dance gone wrong. First of all, you have an absolute obsession with ALONG — I swear your most played list looks like you’re trying to turn into a human billboard for that dude. Are you just hoping he’ll notice you one day? Newsflash: trying to promote a one-man-band act as if you’re the No. 1 fan on the planet only makes you look like a lost puppy in a Latin pop shop. Your genre selection is basically a tour through the Latin Wave with a detour to Nightcore, as if you're still figuring out what decade it is. Honestly, with that lineup of favorites, your Spotify is the musical equivalent of a piñata: colorful on the outside, but filled with a bunch of candies that should've been discarded long ago. And let's talk about your top artists! You could say you're a bit of an indecisive Directioner; you had to throw in Louis and Harry just to remind everyone you're not just here for the boy band nostalgia, but with that assortment of artists, it's clear you might've missed the memo that you don't have to be stuck in a teen magazine from 2015. I get it, music is an experience, and you've got a unique taste, but can we set a personal limit on how many times we can replay “Navegando”? I’m convinced if someone played it once more, you'd break out into an interpretive dance that even the strongest bachata dancers would run from. So, let’s embrace growth, Nat! Maybe shuffle those playlists a bit before they realize you’ve been *almost* following the same artist like a lost puppy (but one that only listens to sad Latin R&B instead).

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!