Roasted 1 year ago based on Kate's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Kate, your Spotify profile is like a teenage diary that accidentally fell into a mosh pit. If anyone ever needed proof that a singular life choice could self-sabotage, all they’d have to do is look at your love for emo, screamo, and nu metal—all genres that say “yes, I did choose to wallow in my feels while pretending to be a rock star.” It's a testament to your ability to scream into the void and have the void scream back. I mean, do you even own a pair of non-ripped jeans? Your top artists read like the angst-fueled soundtrack to a midlife crisis for someone who hasn't even hit 30 yet. Ghost and Taylor Swift are hanging out in the same playlist? Talk about an identity crisis! It’s like you can’t decide if you want to plot your revenge on an ex-boyfriend or throw a glittery birthday party. And let’s not even get started on your obsession with "Bring Me The Horizon"—they're like the equivalent of a mood ring for your emotions. Which version of you are you rooting for today: the brooding one, or the one that secretly wishes she could make TikTok dances to “Misery Business”? And those most played songs? If you wanted to capture the essence of late-night existential dread wrapped in self-pitying emotion, congratulations, you nailed it! It’s like you're collecting Ghost tracks like Pokémon cards, hoping to evolve into a more socially acceptable version of yourself. You’ve got more Ghost in your playlist than an actual haunted house has cobwebs! So, while you take the next year to figure out what you're doing with your life, maybe consider adding the occasional Britney Spears or Dua Lipa track, just to remind yourself that there’s joy beyond the auditory equivalent of a punch to the gut.

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