Roasted 2 years ago based on mika's long term Spotify stats.

Mika, your Spotify profile reads like a high schooler’s angst diary that mistakenly stumbled into a genre-bending internet rabbit hole. I mean, you’ve got more “bedroom” genres than a sleepover gone wrong! Are you curating a playlist for sobbing in your pillow or just preparing for a cringe compilation? With an artist lineup that screams "I'm too cool for mainstream," you might want to reconsider: unless you're trying to become the poster child for the “I have very specific tastes” club. You’ve got Rex Orange County, Laufey, and grentperez—three artists heavy on the "please, like me" vibe. Seriously, did you lose a bet or are you actively trying to get yourself labeled as the most emotionally confused person on the planet? I half expect to see “most played songs” turn into a “Songs My Ex Would Playlist” compilation. And who even knew "Indonesian Pop" existed? At this point, your playlist looks like a cultural appreciation mission gone awry or maybe the soundtrack for an indie film that was never made. Lastly, with a top song repertoire of “Let You Break My Heart Again,” it’s safe to say that your playlist’s emotional intelligence is currently on life support. “Conversations with the Moon” sounds like the perfect anthem for when you’re too broke to afford therapy and too lazy to pick up a self-help book. So, here’s a suggestion: maybe throw in a little more bass and a little less sobbing—unless you’re trying to win the award for “Most Likely to Cry in Public.” But hey, you do you, emotional savant!

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