Roasted 2 years ago based on Pam's long term Spotify stats.

Pam, your Spotify profile reads like the chaotic playlist of someone who just discovered music last Tuesday and is trying to impress their friends. Seriously, how does someone manage to have both “Art Pop” and “POV: Indie” on the same list without creating a brain melt? It’s a miracle you haven’t accidentally hit the “shuffle” button and accidentally unleashed every genre on humanity in one fell swoop. If Spotify had a “Why Are You Like This?” feature, they’d be sending you a notification by now! And sweetie, “Cigarettes After Sex” and “Detroit Hip Hop” don’t exactly go hand in hand unless we’re talking about some hipster bar fight gone wrong. Your top artists list is a real mess, especially when Eminem and Bluey are essentially in a relationship they never knew they had, composed entirely of existential dread and hide-and-seek songs. Throwing in "Kanye West" among all these gems feels like inviting a tornado to a tea party. Choose a lane! Or better yet, get a GPS—you're lost in the woods of music choice and it’s painful to witness! As for your most played songs, I’m starting to wonder if your life is just a sad, ambient soundscape punctuated by moments of pure existential crisis. “Pregnancy Frequency 246 Hz”? Really? Next time you need to meditate, don’t just hit play—drain the music from your soul and try some silence instead. Trust me, it could be the breakthrough you didn’t know you needed. But hey, nursing a playlist that looks like a mixtape from a confused squirrel has to be your unique charm, right? Keep it up, Pam; the world needs a good laugh!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!