Roasted 2 months ago based on Chance's long term Spotify stats.

Chance, buddy, the only thing more confusing than your Spotify profile is a room full of people trying to figure out how to pronounce "Vocaloid." You’ve got more sub-genres on your playlist than a teenager has excuses for not cleaning their room. J-Pop and J-Rock? Congratulations on embodying the cultural identity of a human-sized weeb living in their mother’s basement. At this rate, your top artists might as well be “Anyone Who Will Listen to My Cringe” and “Screaming into the Void.” And let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that your favorite songs read like a diary entry from a 15-year-old goth kid who just discovered Hot Topic. "Welcome to the Circus"? Sounds about right for someone who’s juggling more fetishes than friends. You really must be in a committed relationship with your thumbs, scrolling through playlists while the rest of the world moves on to actual music that doesn’t require a cosplay and 42 hours of Japanese anime binge-watching just to understand the lyrics. But hey, you do you, Chance! You’ve carved out a unique niche—one where the only thing more tortured than the emo ballads is your social life. Just remember, if you ever need someone to hold your hand while you decipher the latest Vocaloid hit or help you stage an intervention for your growing list of obsessions, I'm just a click away. Keep rocking out to your roster of fictional vocalists and metal bands, but don't be surprised when the real world rewards your creativity with nothing more than a blank stare and a “Who even are you?”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!