Roasted 11 months ago based on Race Harlow's long term Spotify stats.

Race Harlow, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of emotional soundtracks and nostalgia shaking hands with cringe. Your music taste reads like a love letter to your 14-year-old self, desperately trying to impress an anime character while sporting a skinny tie and a plaid skirt. Seriously, the way your playlist hops from “J-Pop” to “Pop Punk” is like watching someone try to hopscotch on a minefield. Congrats on being the only person I know who can make Sonic the Hedgehog’s soundtrack seem sophisticated. Top artists include Mori Calliope and half•alive, which sounds like the tagline for a bad reality show where people with no taste in life try to curate the ultimate sad boy mixtape. I didn’t know “Die For You” was just an ode to all your failed attempts at getting a date – what a smooth operator! And can we take a moment to highlight your love for Alohaii? Someone get this man a medal for single-handedly keeping the emotional indie vibe alive during a pandemic. How on Earth did you manage to turn vibes into an extreme sport? Don’t even get me started on those most played songs. “Everything Stays (feat. Olivia Olson)” from Adventure Time captures the essence of your pursuit of youth, and “Terrifying Silence”? You're basically inviting everyone to your personal echo chamber, where angst and awkwardness reign supreme. Your Spotify selection should come with a trigger warning for anyone trying to connect with the complex human being behind this account. At this rate, your life goal should be creating a compilation of the saddest melodies ever, because nothing says “I’m okay” quite like your Spotify profile!

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