Roasted 2 years ago based on 🩰's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the proud owner of a Spotify profile that screams, “I peaked in 2004!” with a sprinkle of “I’m just here for the meme songs.” Your love for genres that blend as well as oil and water suggests you’re on a quest to create the most confusing mixtape ever. "POV: Indie" and "Permanent Wave" sound like a soundtrack to an existential crisis at a middle school dance. Your taste in music is so diverse it could probably serve as a soundtrack to a bizarre animated fever dream—complete with poorly drawn characters and questionable life choices. And don't even get me started on your top artists. Seriously, you’ve got "Korn" and "Lemon Demon" listed right next to "Mitski." Are you crafting the world’s most unsettling soundtrack for a high school play? It’s as if you raided a Hot Topic clearance bin on a Saturday afternoon and took home anything that screamed “I’m here for a good time, but definitely need therapy.” I can just picture you jamming out to "Freak On a Leash" while contemplating life choices that led you to wear mismatched socks for a week straight. As for those most played tracks, what a rollercoaster! “Nothing Man” by Sodikken is fitting, considering that’s the sheer amount of effort you’ve put into this profile. And “The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny”? That’s the emotional arc of your life summed up in a few minutes. By the end of it, one thing’s for sure—your Spotify profile needs a serious intervention, and perhaps a good playlist cleanse while we’re at it. But hey, at least you’ve found a community of similarly confused souls to share this musical nightmare with!

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