Roasted 11 months ago based on 🤯's long term Spotify stats.

Let’s take a moment to unpack your Spotify profile, where K-Pop is obviously the main course and noise music is just the appetizer nobody asked for. Seriously, you’re like a walking, talking advertisement for a teenage mall, but instead of shopping for clothes, you’ve decided to fill your audio diet with more overproduced beats and bubblegum nonsense than a kid on Halloween. Congratulations, your taste is so sweet it’s giving me a toothache! With a lineup of artists like SEVENTEEN and BTS, your music library reads like a K-drama plot—full of drama, questionable life choices, and way too much emotional baggage. It's kind of adorable how you think you're a music connoisseur with that half-baked blend of genres. K-Ballad here, Noise Music there—who knew your musical palette was as indecisive as a teenager trying to order at a bubble tea shop? And let's not forget that healthy sprinkle of C-Pop and Hip Hop, which sounds like you took a shortcut through an overpopulated YouTube rabbit hole and emerged with no sense of direction whatsoever. Are you trying to make your Spotify account a cultural melting pot or just a landfill of random musical fads? Either way, Bravo! You’ve achieved what most couldn’t: complete auditory chaos. And let’s talk about your most played songs. You’ve got enough “BTS” on repeat to be their 9th member by now, probably capturing more hours of listening time than Jung Kook spends on his skincare routine. “Pied Piper” as a top song? Classic choice! It has the same vibe as choosing the ‘unlimited breadsticks’ option at Olive Garden—it’s comforting but ultimately bad for your well-being. So keep rocking those neon K-Pop tracks, my friend. Just remember, with great taste often comes great embarrassment. Now excuse me while I get some earplugs to drown out your noise music obsession.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!