Roasted 1 year ago based on [ ★ ] — 𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬𝑹.ᐟ's long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, Spencer, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage diary from 1987 that got stuck in a time warp and then decided to go through its “edgy phase.” Seriously, your love for glam metal and hard rock is so intense it’s like you’re trying to compensate for a personality that’s as flat as a pancake after a pancake-eating contest. Are you trying to summon the spirit of all those big-haired bands from your favorite decade, or do you just really want to be the poster child for "What Not to Listen To"? Looking at your top artists is like walking through a museum of bad choices. You’ve got Alice In Chains and Queen somehow side by side with Taylor Swift and dodie. The musical whiplash I got just from reading that feels like I accidently walked into a karaoke bar where the theme was “Cringe + Chaos.” And what's with the FIZZ obsession? You do realize mixing that with some of the legends on your list makes you look like you’re desperately trying to fit into the cool kid's club while simultaneously lining up a karaoke night for your mom’s book club, right? Then there’s your most played songs—wow, talk about a playlist that would make even a boomer cringe! "Strawberry Jam" and "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead”? Really, Spencer? If you think that's gonna impress anyone, you might want to rethink your social strategy. It’s like you threw a bunch of songs into a blender with no idea what came out and just decided to pretend it was high art. If I didn’t know better, I’d say your Spotify account was the soundtrack to an awkward high school prom that went terribly, terribly wrong, complete with those glittery, tear-stained memories stuck in your Mix Tape heart!

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