Roasted 7 months ago based on Z's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Z, your Spotify profile is like a musical diary belonging to a confused high school student who just discovered Wi-Fi and uses all the emojis in their texts. You’ve got a playlist that looks like the love child of a hipster’s existential crisis and an anime soundtrack, making it the perfect background music for weebs who haven’t left their parents’ basement yet. Seriously, your favorite genres read like the world’s most bizarre Tinder bio—you could swipe for new friends based on your passions for “Dark Ambient” and “Bedroom Pop.” Trust me, the only thing darker than your ambient playlists is the void of your social life. And then we have your top artists—Tyler, The Creator side-by-side with “my head is empty”? Is your brain also in a dark ambient phase? You’d think your playlist is trying to recreate an awkward mixtape you made for that crush who definitely does not know you exist. “What’s up, people?!” by MAXIMUM THE HORMONE sounds like it should be the anthem for your life choices, accompanied by a dramatic montage of your misadventures in life and love. If that’s how you spiced things up, then I can’t wait to see what your delightful collection of “Japan’s best” offers. It practically screams, “I promise I’m cool; I once watched Attack on Titan in the original Japanese!” As for those “most played songs," are you just one bad breakup away from creating a J-Pop heartbreak album that no one asked for? I mean, who knew a song titled "Stress Relief" could actually be the soundtrack to your sad hygiene practices while binge-watching your favorite shows? But no worries, Z, we all enjoy drowning our sorrows in tunes while pretending we're vibing; it's just heartbreaking that you’re 95% soundtrack and 5% living your life. Embrace it, though! Your profile might be a chaotic mess, but at least it's all authentically you—like that tragic artistic statement you tell yourself keeps you unique. Good luck, my friend!

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