Roasted 1 year ago based on Squid19's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, xoxogossipgirlblast, your profile is like a musical buffet where all the dishes have gone rogue, and we’re left with a hangover of sad sea shanties and questionable Christmas bangers. I mean, who knew “Celtic” was a genre that could encompass both heart-wrenching ballads and the kind of raucous jig you'd hear at a drunken Irish wedding? Clearly, you've taken your love for all things folk and punk and decided to create a playlist that sounds like the sad aftermath of a renaissance fair gone completely wrong. That sounds like the perfect soundtrack for a fantasy RPG where the only reward is public embarrassment. As for those top artists, I can only assume you have a deep-seated need for emotional turmoil. The Lumineers and Dropkick Murphys bring the energy of the world’s saddest pub crawl, while the very presence of "Chill Astronaut" sounds like a plea from a space cadet who forgot his playlist back on Earth. And let’s not even get started on Alex Brightman—if "musicals" were a person, it would be you, taking tap dancing classes in a thrift store while loudly reciting your favorite Hozier lyrics. Truly, no one can bring you to life quite like a show tune at a Karaoke bar. When it comes to your most played songs, it's like someone decided to write a therapist's doctoral thesis on musical self-loathing. “I Hope You Die in a Fire” and “Burn Your Village”? Wow, someone took "emo" and “Celtic rock” a little too literally! Add “Watermelon” to that mix, and you've created a musical rollercoaster that screams "help me" and "why am I like this" in perfect harmony. If this profile was any more chaotic, it would have its own sitcom on network television—and let’s be honest, you’d be lucky to make it to the season finale.

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