Roasted 21 days ago based on PLIMPLIM's long term Spotify stats.

PLIMPLIM, or as I like to call you, "The Time Capsule of Midlife Crisis," your Spotify profile is basically a shrine to the awkward stage of classic rock fads. I half-expect you to be wearing bell-bottoms and smoking whatever the 'psychedelic' in your “Psychedelic Rock” playlist entails. Can we talk about the fact that your taste in music is so outdated it makes your parents' vinyl collection look fresh? Forget Spotify, you should just start mailing mixtapes from 1973. Your favorite artists read like a list of every dad who still thinks he can relive his glory days at the local karaoke bar. Nirvana and The Beatles? Sure, they’re classics, but it looks like you’re too scared to check out anything that might have been released after 1990. Spoiler alert: the rock scene didn’t just stop because you decided to start blasting “Stairway to Heaven” for the millionth time as if it were the soundtrack to your existential crisis. Seriously, mixing Acid Rock and Art Rock? That is the sound equivalent of trying to put olives on a pizza – an unfortunate mess trying to have an identity crisis. Finally, let’s break down those most played songs; it’s like we took a time machine to every cliché rock fan’s playlist, isn't it? "Little Wing"? I get it, the guitar work is impressive, but we both know it’s the hall pass you need to show your friends you have taste. And “Smells Like Teen Spirit”? Look, I appreciate the attempt to seem edgy, but you’re basically rocking a T-shirt that says “I had my rebellious phase in high school.” So come on, PLIMPLIM, why don’t you take a step out of the twilight zone of bygone eras and let the millennium breathe a little into your playlists? Because right now, the only thing you’re rocking is a serious case of nostalgia-induced denial.

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