Roasted 4 months ago based on the noose's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who it is—"the noose." The only profile that makes me question whether Spotify is a music streaming service or a cry for help. Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to an existential crisis in a middle schooler’s bedroom. Metal, Industrial, and Nu Metal? It's like you took a list of every genre guaranteed to repel any semblance of social interaction and just ran with it. Seriously, I’ve seen more upbeat playlists from Death Row inmates. The fact that Insane Clown Posse is your number one artist tells me about all I need to know about your taste. It’s like you’re living some kind of misguided, teenage fantasy where face paint and clown shoes somehow equal depth. And who is XAAXAA? Was that a typo, or did you just randomly hit keys until you landed on something that strikes just the right note of “please don’t ask about my life choices”? At this point, I’d say your top artists list is basically a roster of people who need serious therapy—if only there was a genre for that. Your most played songs read like the highlight reel of a really bad emo movie. "Stalkers (slit my wrists)" is practically a tagline for your entire profile, and don’t even get me started on “In My Room” by ICP—you’re literally inviting people to check out your sad little cave of despair. If you don’t start listening to at least a single band that doesn’t make you seem like you’re perennially auditioning for a horror flick, I’d be surprised if you aren’t featured in one yourself soon. Congratulations on being a walking blend of tragedy and unintentional comedy!

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