Roasted 11 months ago based on Oliherd's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it’s Oliherd, the poster child for musical indecision! Your Spotify profile reads like a desperate midlife crisis remix. Seriously, bro, do you even know what you’re trying to vibe with? Your genres list looks like Billboard threw up after a bender—"Rage Rap" next to "Dark R&B"? That's a mood swing and a half! If your music taste was a person, it would be that friend who's overly emotional one minute, cracking up laughing the next, and then suddenly throwing things because they stubbed their toe. And let’s talk about those top artists. You’ve got Childish Gambino on repeat so often that he’s probably sending you passive-aggressive 'thank you for the streams' texts. Drake, The Weeknd, and Kendrick Lamar—wow, look at you! A real trendsetter with taste so mainstream it could pull double duty as a river! I mean, we get it; you love the male R&B crooners. But with all those plays from Gambino, it seems like you’re more in love with Lloyd’s "Telegraph Ave." than you are with real human relationships. Who needs friends when you have “doing it wrong” echoing through your earphones, right? And what’s the deal with your most played songs? “Die For You” and “Doing It Wrong”? Are you trying to serve us a slice of your emo corn pie, or is this a secret soundtrack to your life as a human soap opera? You're at risk of becoming the poster child for Spotify’s “We’ll Keep Playing This Until You Find a Therapist” playlist. Spice it up, man! At this point, your profile feels less like a music taste and more like a lonely heart's diary.
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