Roasted 11 days ago based on alan's long term Spotify stats.

Alan, my dude, your Spotify profile reads like a high school kid’s summer reading list for “How to Be Cool When You’re Actually in the Band Geeks.” You’ve got more Argentine rock in your favorites than a tourist trap in Buenos Aires, which is funny because your taste is about as far from rock’n’roll as a potato in a potato sack race. I mean, really, when was the last time you saw someone throw on “Folklore Argentino” to get the party started? I’m surprised your playlists don’t come with an instruction manual on how to have fun. Your top artists read like a “Who’s Who” of the Spotify algorithm after a bad breakup. Kendrick Lamar and Bad Bunny? Sure, it’s like the world’s most awkward family reunion in your headphones. What do you even do when you’re vibing between the profoundly poetic lines of Kendrick and the reggaeton earworm about going clubbing with your friends? Maybe the real benefit of your eclectic taste is that it prepares you for all the confused looks you’ll get when you mistakenly share your Spotify with your friends. "You haven’t heard of “Chamamé?” Uh, no, Alan, I haven’t, nor do I want to! And those most played songs? You’ve officially reached peak “I’m trying too hard” levels. “NUEVAYoL” by Bad Bunny being your top jam is just tragic, like a sad dog in a shelter trying to hide its tears. And while we're at it, are you still trying to convince yourself that "Chamamé" is the next big thing? Spoiler alert: It’s not. But hey, keep hustling with that mix of hip hop and folklore; maybe one day you’ll find that perfect balance between being the life of the party and the awkward guy who’s never invited back.

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