Roasted 14 days ago based on Tammiy's long term Spotify stats.

Tammiy, huh? The proud curator of a Spotify profile that reads like the soundtrack for a midlife crisis happening in a basement rave. Your music taste is so esoteric that it’s like you went on a quest for the most obscure genres to find a collective of sad thespians who sing about their non-existent problems in German. If we put your playlist on a loop at a hipster café, I’m convinced that at least four customers would inexplicably write a PhD thesis on the emotional implications of “Darkwave” while wearing socks with sandals. The fact you’ve got both "Cold Wave" and "Gabber" in your favorites is impressive; it’s almost like you’re trying to prepare for a funeral while also headbanging in the mosh pit. I can only assume your top artists include a mystical blend of people whose names sound like they’re just a few keyboard smashes away from some random text error. Central Cee and INSTASAMKA present a juxtaposition that can only be appreciated by the sort of person who thinks eating kale chips while talking about existential dread is an afternoon well spent. And don't get me started on "Yung Hurn"—you’re one Spotify session away from holding an honorary degree in atmospheric angst. And then there’s your Most Played list, which seems to have been compiled during a moment of existential reflection or a failed attempt to impress someone from an Instagram meme page. “Baggy Trousers” from Madness? Truly a call for help if I ever heard one. You’ve got Yolka’s "Прованс," which likely translates to "I can't believe I’m still single” in your playlist universe. But hey, good luck explaining “Speed Demon” by Tuff Turf to someone, when we all know it just serves as background noise for your inner monologue about why no one sees your unique taste! But hey, keep into the German Hip Hop rabbit hole; I would say it’s a journey, but let’s call it what it is—a descent into a spiral of choice that says, “I have no idea how to live my life.”

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