Roasted 2 years ago based on isa ༄'s long term Spotify stats.

Isa ♱, your Spotify profile reads like a high school diary turned into a website for people who need a safety briefing before entering a Hot Topic. To have “Indie,” “K-Pop,” and “Bubblegrunge” listed as your favorite genres suggests you’re just one ironic thrift store find away from launching a career in TikTok aesthetic curating. “Permanent Wave”? Sounds like a hairstyle decision that didn’t quite make it to the salon and just ended up as a playlist in your head. Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? With TOMORROW X TOGETHER monopolizing nearly half of your list, it's clear you’ve been quietly confessing your undying love for them while pretending they don't have a restraining order against your Spotify playlist. And I can’t help but notice Lil Peep flirts with the edge of tragedy and heartache while you’re sitting here like, “Yeah, but have you heard this super exclusive track I found? It’s called ‘I’m Lonely Even in Groups.’" If Morrissey knew how his music was being used as emotional support for K-Pop stan culture, he'd probably lock himself in the shower and cry just a little harder. Finally, I have to marvel at your most played songs. Do you seriously have “Tinnitus (Wanna be a rock)” at the top of your list? That’s not a song title; that’s the sound of your mental health begging you to explore different genres! And “Good Luck, Babe!”? More like, "Good luck finding someone who will take your bedroom pop pretentiousness seriously." If your taste in music was a high school student, it would be the one who claims to be “different” while just trying to fit in with the crowd. Here’s a thought: take a break from “Bubblegrunge” and maybe venture into something that doesn’t sound like it was made in an abandoned garage during a caffeine crash.

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