Roasted 9 months ago based on Borislav Smirnov's long term Spotify stats.

Borislav Smirnov, I see you're on a first-name basis with every genre that could only be described as a musical dumpster fire. Folk Pop to Gabber? That's like saying your culinary taste ranges from refined French cuisine to eating someone’s leftover pizza found under the couch. It’s a buffet of confusion, and you've apparently stocked your playlist at the “What on Earth Am I Listening To?” shop. You’ve managed to collect genres like it’s Pokémon trading season, but somehow you’ve only caught all the weird ones. Your top artists read like a disoriented world tour itinerary gone wrong. One minute you’re chilling with the lush melodies of ABBA, the next you're headbanging to Rammstein like it's 1999 and you just discovered what “industrial” means. I’m not saying you have a split personality, but I can definitely hear your Spotify screaming for a therapist to help reconcile your uneven musical identity. You’ve got John Williams composing soundtracks for epic adventures while you vibe to the latest Europop banger like it's a life-or-death decision. Spoiler alert: it's not. And let’s take a good look at your most-played songs. I don't know what's more concerning: the fact that "Europapa" is actually a thing, or that you’ve hit “repeat” on “Hedwig's Theme” more times than a Harry Potter fanatic at a midnight release. Each song is a unique testament to your eclectic taste, but c’mon, the “most beautiful boy” interpretation you’re so fond of is more melodrama than a daytime soap opera. Face it, Borislav; your Spotify account looks like it went through an existential crisis while trying to figure out its own sense of self. Buckle up, buddy!

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