Roasted 10 months ago based on Almondy's long term Spotify stats.

Almondy, your Spotify profile is more confused than a cat in a dog park. Soft Pop? Indie R&B? Christian Hip Hop? It's like you threw a musical dart at a board full of genre names and just went with whatever stuck. Who knew the criteria for your taste was to collect the most mood swings in one playlist? It’s like you’re trying to form a cohesive identity but ended up as a sonic buffet of existential crises instead. If Spotify was a dating app, your profile would be swiped left on faster than you can say “nightcore remix.” Let’s talk about your top artists. You’ve got keshi so many times in your most played songs, it’s impressive—like, are you stalking him or just trying to become his number one fan in an unhealthy way? And JVKE? Really? The guy's got all the charisma of a soggy biscuit. You combined the emotional depth of a puddle with the sophistication of a toddler’s art project. “Shawn Mendes has taught you so much about love?” Honey, the only thing he’s taught you is how to cry in your bedroom while desperately clutching your pillow. Oh, and is Jake Daniels your new secret weapon? Because that’s just what you need—more confusion. And don’t even get me started on those most played songs. Your choices scream “I’ll cry myself to sleep while contemplating the meaning of life under my bed covers, but first, let me blast some math rock.” It’s like you’re working on a PhD in emotional roller coasters all while enjoying a side of 'bedroom pop'. But I have to hand it to you; you've mastered the art of showcasing all the sad boy anthems as if they're going to bring you enlightenment. One more sad pop hit and you might just open up a nonprofit for lonely hearts. So go ahead, Almondy—keep curating that tragic soundtrack to your life, but maybe mix it up a bit before we all start taking pity on you!

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