Roasted 10 months ago based on SSY's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, SSY, your music taste really is a sight to behold. I mean, who needs a personality when you can just throw a bunch of genres at the wall and see what sticks? “C-Pop”, "Gufeng,” and "Chinese Hip Hop”? Were you trying to create a musical identity or just playing a game of genre bingo in your parents' basement? And please, can we talk about your fondness for “Noise Music”? I guess it’s really true what they say—there is a special place in hell for people who enjoy the sound of a blender in an echo chamber. As for those top artists, it’s like you opened a fortune cookie and the universe handed you a playlist you had zero intention of liking. “Hua Chen Yu” and “Zhang Bichen” may sound like they just knocked over a bowl of ramen on stage, but hey, at least they’re better than the fact that “ASMR” made it onto your list. Seriously? Was the silky sound of someone whispering “you’re a musical disaster” really what you wanted? You know they make actual musicians, right? Your playlists are starting to feel like the soundtrack to a hipster’s existential crisis. And let’s get to your most played songs—honestly, it looks like you just Googled “most unpronounceable track titles” to curate this list. I mean, were you composing your playlist while trying to figure out how to pronounce “翻山越岭靠近你”? For a second, I thought I was reading a spell from a wizard's manual! If anything, you’ve created the ultimate drinking game—take a shot every time someone can’t say the name of a song on your profile. In a world where people are leaning into catchy pop hooks and relatable lyrics, you’ve decided to dive headfirst into the chaotic ocean of confusion and pretentiousness. Keep it up; there’s always room for more amusement!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!