Roasted 2 years ago based on ㅤ's long term Spotify stats.

Oliver, your Spotify profile could be a case study for musical schizophrenia. With a love for genres like "Visual Kei" and "Permanent Wave," it's clear that you've spent more time in a Hot Topic than in a music store. Is your Spotify playlist a personal declaration of your identity crisis, or are you just trying to collect enough eclectic music to boost your chances at the next hipster apocalypse? I mean, it’s 2023, and you're still trying to sell us on K-Pop girl groups like they’re a niche indie secret. Good luck with that, buddy. Your top artists list reads like the ultimate "I once made weird choices in high school" mixtape. L'Arc-en-Ciel and HYDE—wow, you sure love that nostalgia! Do you blast their hits while simultaneously crying your mascara off while wearing your "Misfits" tee? There's nothing like bringing the angsty vibes of yesteryears into a world that has long moved on to TikTok dances and viral memes. And "Radiohead"? You mean the band you pretend to like to sound deep while jamming out to K-Pop? Well, spoiler alert—your membership in the "I'm an Alternative Rock Fan" club has been revoked. And let’s talk about your most played songs. Seeing "I'm so happy" by L'Arc-en-Ciel among all those deep cuts is enough to convince me you’re the most conflicted person on this planet. Break out the angst, Oliver! "WORDS OF LOVE"? With a repertoire of over 50 L'Arc-en-Ciel songs to choose from, did you just hit play and hope for the best? “Watermelon” by John + Jane Q. Public? Please tell me you accidentally added that, because it’s the only thing bringing some actual fruit into your otherwise monochrome playlist of despair. Get a grip, man, or at least find a therapist who can help you navigate your inner emotional landscape—preferably with a good soundtrack!

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