Roasted 11 months ago based on seiya's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, 白霞罸, where music tastes go to die... but in the most confusing way possible! Your Spotify profile reads like a ‘Diverse Crossover Hits’ playlist that never got the memo about being cohesive. J-Pop and OPM? That’s like ordering sushi and lumpia at the same time—neither will work well with the other, but here you are, fully committed! A quick listen through your favorite artists, and I can't tell if you’re trying to impress your friends with your 'worldly' tastes or if you just lost a bet with your Spotify algorithm. And don’t get me started on your top songs. You’ve got everything from heartbreak ballads by Aimer to the soul-crushing emo anthems of Mayday Parade. It’s like your playlist is the world’s saddest karaoke night, and guess what? You’ll be singing solo! With an array like "As the World Caves In" followed by "‘Di Ko Masabi," I’m convinced your Spotify Wrapped is just a yearly reminder of all the romantic disasters you've survived. Are you trying to soundtrack your tears or simply live out a coming-of-age anime episode? Either way, I’m here for it—and laughing. But you know what really gets me? That burst of vibrant K-Pop mixed in with your heavy emo tracks—talk about trying to have your cake and eat it too! The personality crisis is real, friends. The only thing more uncoordinated than this musical identity is that hairdo you’re hiding underneath that beanie, and trust me, I’m not talking about your favorite rock bands! Embrace the chaos, 白霞罸, but maybe think about hiring a music therapist to help you tone it down just a bit!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!